all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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