And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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