she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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