he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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