Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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