there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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