i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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