So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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