Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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