hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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