I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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