Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Enjoy the penises
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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