so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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