Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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