The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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