I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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