In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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