So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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