she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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