Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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