butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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