you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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