you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I have post one night stand depression
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