But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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