How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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