But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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