i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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