How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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