i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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