You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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