oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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