Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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