Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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