Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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