Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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