Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
When are your genitals available?
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