oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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