Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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