it's too hot outside to masturbate.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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