What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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