Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in