bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...