Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.