I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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