She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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