i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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