Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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