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Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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