So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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