Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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