I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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