It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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