is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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