i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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