i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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