it was like eating out sand paper
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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